SEO Spam

Don’t you hate it when you receive spam from somebody like Marian of SEO spammers, I got this email this morning:


subject: SEO (Search Engine Optimization) Services


I am Marian, Marketing Manager- 
I was surfing through your website and realized that despite having a good design; it was not ranking on any of the search engines for most of the keywords pertaining to your domain. 
I was wondering if you would be interested in getting the SEO done for your website. 
There is a simple equation that is applicable to the online world. 
Ethical SEO -> Better Traffic -> Higher Sales. 
We are an ISO Certified, SEMPO registered Online Marketing firm “based in India” and have over 6 years of working experience. All the techniques used are ethical and proprietary. 
In case you require any additional information, it shall be our pleasure to furnish the same. 
I look forward to your mail. 
Yours sincerely,
MarianMarketing Manager-

PS: “Buying a website without search engine optimization is like spending your entire budget on a commercial without buying any air time to show it to the world”

The fact is that don’t have any positions on Google themselves - Why, because don’t even have a website! What sort of SEO expert doesn’t even have a website?

Marian says she has visited our site and noted we have no search engine positions - we have thousands of search engine positions, including, I suspect, a page one position on google for this blog article and for the maximumtrafficvalue term! I suspect that they may not have visited the site - although they have, at some stage, ordered a free search engine positioning report under a different name, as their PS tag line is a bastardisation of original content from the report!

Re-arrange this well know phrase or saying: touch maximumtrafficvalue bargepole don’t a with!

2 Responses to “ SEO Spam”

Chris Rumsey Says:

Spot on comments.
Found you before I realized they didn’t exist.
Searched google for our bussiness with terms an Australian would use and had no problems with our rankings.
Thanks for putting up your comments, just the confirmation I needed.

SEO hosting blog Says:

This is my first time to this site however, I enjoyed reading the post. Quite a nice read, thank you. Really? Yet this is the eighth piece of spam from you today, you useless, worthless, spamming bastard? :) BM

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